something is coming. nothing leaves the building. a private ai that runs on your own machine.

Rex, the FuckBigTech guard dog, planted in the doorway of a homestead guarding a stack of papers marked 'your data', holding off a clawed red 'big tech' cloud-monster. Headline: something is coming. nothing leaves the building. A stamp reads access denied by rex. A signup bar shows an email field 'you@yourmachine' and a 'keep my spot' button.

a private ai that runs on your own machine. no cloud, no spying, no water bill. the door opens soon. rex is keeping your spot.

the dog is keeping the door for you. no spam. one email when it opens.

the app isn't out. this is. talk to a real private ai right here — it runs in this tab, on your device, for $0. nothing leaves the building.

Rex the guard dog gestures at an old chunky computer. Headline: the app isn't out. this is. Torn labels: runs in this tab, $0, nothing leaves the building. A live AI demo runs on the screen.
ask anything · it runs in this tab on your device

runs a real open model on your device · downloads once (~0.7gb), then it's yours offline · no key, no cloud

you just ran ai free and private, on hardware you already own, while uber burned its whole 2026 ai budget in four months renting tokens. this is a tiny browser taste. when we set you up we install the best open model for your machine (llama, qwen, deepseek, mistral… not locked to anyone), running natively. get the real thing →

the tide turned. the pope, big tech's own executives, whole towns, and regular people all agree. you're not the crazy one for wanting to own your ai. you're early.

The tide turned. Four torn newspaper clippings pinned to paper: 'the pope: disarm ai', 'uber torched its ai budget', '$98 billion of data centers: cancelled', and '#quitgpt: uninstalls up 295%'. Rex the guard dog sits in the middle with a 'told you so' stamp. you're early.

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